Seamless Roulette Is the Best, Most Terrifying Thing to Happen to Lunch

Seamless is at once one of the greatest and most ruinous gifts ever bestowed upon man. Still, while the service has vastly simplified the process of acquiring both lunch and heart disease, there's still just so many options--a paralyzing amount, even. Fortunately (?), Seamless Roulette has taken care of that.